HELLO!

"I found a perfectly good wallet in the trash one day and it had $200 in it. Who throws away a perfectly good wallet like this? Morty Seinfeld claimed that it was his. He's been taking advantage of me since we were kids. I went to Kardisch, Link & Associates, and they saved me a ton in legal fees by suggesting that we give the money to Nana who is on a VERY FIXED INCOME! HELLO!" Uncle Leo