"I sued my friend Jerry for telling people that I was a "grease monkey". Yeah that's right. I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector. (Although, I saw one once that could do sign language...Koko...That chimp’s alright. High Five...On the Flip Side)"
"Anyway, since he damaged my professional reputation, my lawyer, Josh H. Kardisch, Esq., got me a nice out-of-court settlement, which included Jerry having to buy a Saab from me and pay the additional overcharge and undercoating cost. And he negotiated my former girlfriend and I back into a relationship. I can't take her to Arby's more than once a month, but she can't read books at my softball games. Yeah that's right." Puddy
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