For the Love of Banking

"I received a $75.00 ticket while speeding to the home of a friend who had threatened to kill himself. You see, my friend is an innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love, to be loved and to be a banker, and he had just been rejected from the third bank (I believe it was the Manufacturer’s Hanover on Lexington and 40th Street). Josh Kardisch, Esq., cross-examined my friend for 7 hours and got him to admit that he was very fragile, that he hated his father for pushing him towards banking, and that it was eating, eating, eating at him inside. The Judge made me pay the fine anyway, but Kardisch Link was kind enough to take that amount off its $2,500 fee." Newman